GLITTER GANG

Where Stonkbrokers unwind after the closing bell

Red candles. Margin calls. Charts that only go sideways.
Every broker working the Robinhood Chain needs somewhere to hang up the tie after a long day at the office — and the Stonkbrokers ecosystem just got its very own velvet rope.

A full-floor cast of world-class dancers. Cover charge 0.0044 ETH. Anvil AMM keeps the liquidity flowing all night long, and every holder is on the guest list.

The Collection

Limited drop · a full floor of generative combinations

A limited collection of 2,913 unique NFTs on the Robinhood Chain — premium 20 × 1-of-1 staff characters plus 2,893 generative combinations across 8 trait categories.

2,222 public mint at 0.0044 ETH · a disclosed team allocation of 691 reserved for Anvil AMM liquidity, staking rewards and ecosystem development. Every NFT is backed by 500,000 $GLITR — utility minted with the collection, not printed after.

Rarity, Woven In

Every dancer born knowing her worth

Rarity is factored into each piece from mint — a multi-tier engine drives reward multipliers, staking weight and status across the ecosystem. The rarer the dancer, the brighter she shines.

Meet The Staff

Security Guard
1/1 Security Guard
Bar Man
1/1 Bar Man
The Boss
1/1 The Boss
Money Counter
1/1 Money Counter
Manager
1/1 Manager
Assistant Manager
1/1 Assistant Manager
Intern
1/1 Intern
DJ
1/1 DJ
Bouncer
1/1 Bouncer
Shot Girl
1/1 Shot Girl
Waitress
1/1 Waitress
Promoter
1/1 Promoter
VIP Host
1/1 VIP Host
Bartender Girl
1/1 Bartender Girl
Lighting Girl
1/1 Lighting Girl
Cloakroom Attendant
1/1 Cloakroom Attendant
The Regular
1/1 The Regular
Champagne Girl
1/1 Champagne Girl
Accountant
1/1 Accountant
Cleaner
1/1 Cleaner

The Road Map

From mint to first club doors — every phase funded, every step public.

Phase 1 · Market & Mint

Anvil market goes live first — every minted dancer is backed by 500,000 $GLITR from day one. Mint at 0.0044 ETH. Bring a wallet, take home a dancer.

Phase 2 · The Reveal

Artwork revealed — every piece passes validator quality checks before it hits your wallet.

Phase 3 · Community

Discord + X home base: holder roles, live club nights, first-look drops. Where Stonkbrokers and the Mancer boys unwind after clocking out.

Phase 4 · Anvil AMM & Staking

$GLITR utility live behind the bar: swap, borrow against your dancer, soft-stake in-wallet and earn a share of every swap fee. No lock-ins — your NFT never leaves your wallet.

Phase 5 · Deep Liquidity

35% of mint proceeds create $GLITR/ETH liquidity, permanently locked in the StonkBrokers Safety Deposit Box. The 691-piece team allocation drips into the vault on a published schedule — 100% of team staking revenue burned.

Phase 6 · Consolidation

Royalties fund the team and development; floor sweeps, $GLITR buy-back-and-burn and ecosystem expansion run from treasury. Every lock and burn verifiable on-chain.

Phase 7 · Integration

Deep Stonkbrokers tie-ins and cross-platform utility across the ecosystem.

Phase 8 · The First Club

Project funds open the very first IRL Robinhood Clubhouse. Every holder on the guest list.

Safety & Official Channels

Your security comes first. The Glitter Gang ecosystem is deliberately simple — and read-only.

Official Surfaces

This website is read-only — it never asks you to connect a wallet, sign a message, or approve a transaction. Minting happens only via OpenSea. Trading, staking and lending happen only via Anvil (anvil.clutch.market). Nowhere else.

We Will Never

DM you first · ask for your seed phrase · send you links in private messages · run a "second mint" · ask you to "verify" a wallet on this site. Team will only communicate in our verified Discord/X channels.

How We Operate

Every team action — vault deposits, token burns, reward claims — happens in public on-chain transactions on a published schedule. Check the Anvil market page and block explorer anytime.

Holder Checklist

Bookmark official links · disable Discord DMs · treat every DM as a scam · never share a seed phrase · verify contract addresses against our official links before signing anything.